So owing to a glitch in my recording software, we lost the original Episode Zero of Season One, which means that unfortunately, the recap which follows is all that remains of it. I'll keep it snappy, and apologise off the start for the sound quality!
When Journeyman Barrister Narri Hullu is transferred to the Extralegal Affairs Department at Starkweather & Fair LLP., he is given direction to assemble a 'personal office and staff of professional experts suitable to such tasks and conditions as may be assigned, as may be required, within individual means.'
Shortly thereafter, we meet the motley lot who we will shortly refer to as the Rapscallions.
By arrangement, Narri meets with the duo of Arabet & Mr. Stitch. Raised by the streets of Old Bailymena, Arabet is a hard-as-nails master criminal whose stoicism is exceeded only by his reputation for excellence. Far from home in Bailymena, Mr. Stitch is a somewhat-legended tabaxi medico whose services as a back-alley sawbones come at a steep price... unless you happen to be poor.
The newly-formed firm then travels to the nearby countryside of the Iron Hills, to investigate rumours regarding the presence of the formerly-famous gladiatrix known as Magma. When they do indeed find her labouring there in subhuman conditions, Narri's offer of lucrative employment is enough to get Magma's attention; given her hellish surroundings and inability to leave with a debt owing, she is just happy to get out of the mine and into the city again.
We begin this episode with Zivah returning from her education abroad with big plans to open a seance and funeral parlour, only to find an ex-professional wrestler -who appears to be perpetually on fire- living in her apartment.
These and more happy hijinks on the premiere episode of our first season of Rapscallions!
Artist & Music Credits
All music used in this podcast is used under license through SOCAN.
Our opening theme is from "Intro", by Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats, and our closer is from "Revolution" by Dr. John.
- Narri Hullu, aka Mr. Jobsworth, aka "The Squire", Earl of Juniper Hill. is Played by Eric Martin.
- Zivah Hullu is played by Madfishmonger.
- Arabet is played by Christopher Stocovaz.
- Mr. Stitch is played by Mighty Fenris.
- Magma is played by Shauna Mulligan
- Khaludur is played by Sean Yo.